in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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