What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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