Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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