Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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