I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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