Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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