like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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