i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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