i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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