All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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