Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
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