Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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