Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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