Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
