question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
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