There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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