Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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