We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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