i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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