Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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