physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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