Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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