Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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