I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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