If i come over, it means nothing
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
