She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
ok first of all what the fuck
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
