tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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