yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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