the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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