While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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