I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
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