And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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