Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
