I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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