I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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