I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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