Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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