Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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