oh god the rape fog is back!
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
We talked him into tasing himself.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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