This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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