If i come over, it means nothing
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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