I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
He passed out mid-signature
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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