My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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