brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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