Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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