is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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