yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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