Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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