yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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