Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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