I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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