Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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